I has pressies.

Hey, where are you taking my pressies, I want them now!

I don't understand waiting for Christmas Day, I'm a dog ffs!

Aw, c'mon Mum!

Current Mood: confused

Mwahahahaha!

Current Mood: cunning

Oooh! Mum's running a BATH! I hope it's for me. Oh, yes, it must be, it smells very nice.

Current Mood: hopeful

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Current Mood: sleepy

I just took Mum for a long long WALKIES in the sunshine. There was a whole flock of sheep just asking to be hunted, but Mum didn't seem to think this was such a good idea. Spoilsport! I know she has mint sauce in the cupboard.

Current Mood: peckish

The PARK is rather soggy at the moment.

*SPLOSH!!!*

hehehehehe :-)

Current Mood: bouncy

Task: To wee on every police traffic cone within a 1 mile radius of home on a match day. Task accomplished!

Current Mood: accomplished

I went even further into the countryside today with Mum and Uncle Adam! A field full of big fierce bulls tried to kill me, but at least there was some smoked salmon pasta salad for din-dins. The pasta's OK, I highly approve of the smoked salmon, but I don't know why these humans bother with the boring leaves.

Current Mood: peaceful

Today Mum and I went to the Countryside. Now I'm very, very tired.

*flop*

Current Mood: sleepy

I have to say that I pride myself on being a tough and stubborn DOG. But today for the first time in my life I changed my mind about taking Mum to the PARK, turned tail and all but ran HOME. Or would have, if she had been able to keep up (too many chocolates and mince pies over Christmas I think, she should have given them to me instead).

It stung! And was wet at the same time. No matter how much I shook myself I had ice all over my fur and in my ears and eyes and it was horrible and cold, and did I mention it stung!

To add insult to injury Mum then stopped off to empty the ice out of her pockets before towelling me down. You just can't get the staff these days!

Current Mood: cold